Thursday, September 11, 2008

Sarah Palin, In the Polar Bear, with the Strap-on

SodaNipples: btw, didn’t you used live in Alaska?
Droidaphone: Yeah. When it sucked less.
SodaNipples: everything on this plateau's been sucking
Droidaphone: wait. are you pro-palin? Is this what i hear?
Or is that your ironic vote?
SodaNipples: pro as in using a strap-on
i was sitting there dumbfounded, dumber than usual
and i realized how surreal life has really become in the past near-decade
Droidaphone:
Um. So you want to do Palin w/ a strap-on. Ok. No, that's cool.
SodaNipples: lol i dont, but i can see how some people do, some of my friends a re-assuring me that their penises arent registered voters
Droidaphone: Well, look at it this way, who are you more likely to score with? An arrogant VP, or a depressed ex-VP-hopeful?
SodaNipples: you mean lieberman?
Droidaphone: No, like if, WHEN, Palin loses. You swoop.
SodaNipples: hahaha
thats a good strategy, you're like karl rove meets loveline
Droidaphone: You're all "No, yeah, totally. Polar bears suck. You would have been awesome. Did I mention you have beautiful eyes?"
SodaNipples: and then she slices one open like a taun-taun and invites me in
i meant the bear, not her vagina
Droidaphone: Yeah, got that. But thanks for that second image.
SodaNipples: you're welcome! please come again
Droidaphone: Dude, you're totally imagining having hot sex with Palin in a polar bear.
SodaNipples: YES!
it's going to be snug
Droidaphone: that's what she said...
SodaNipples: -rim shot
Droidaphone: Whoah. That going a little far there. You don't know where she's been.
SodaNipples: i really dont want to know, shes probably good some moose goods there at one point - idontknowwhatcrazypeopledo

5 comments:

M e h f l o w e r said...

So based on context clues: Sodanipples is the boy in this conversation?

Prom Date Boner said...

Nope! Je suis une femme.

Droidaphone said...

Yeah. It'd be EXTRA special if I did Palin w/ a strap-on. That's a whole different kind of party.

Droidaphone said...

Wait, haha.
You talk dirty and about Star Wars: she thinks yr a boy.

maybe it's cuz my name's in pink.
maybe it's awesome.

lilsara said...

my brain... 'cuse me well i restart it.